| Kardashians, inner self, dating, attraction | 2 Apr 2008 2:00 AM |
| My Blind Date with Khloe Kardashian by mrtroy | |
When I first sat down on my blind date with Khloe Kardashian on “Keeping up with the Kardashian‘s,” she was very interested and asked a lot of questions about me. I lead the conversation very well with and easy Intro to My site " www. awgom. com " A women's guide on men, talking about my experience as a dating coach for men and now women. She wanted to know all about it. The conversation got so deep that her sisters were calling and asking questions. I’m sure Kourtney and Kim Kardashian could learn some things from me as well. After that conversation we spoke of traveling and Politics. I think she felt completely insecure around me because I showed no interest in her. I’m not saying this to make myself sound cool; it’s just the plain truth. Anyone who knows me, knows that Khloe Kardashian is like on the far end of my taste. Now Kim Kardashian on the other hand, I can work with. 
Khloe Kardashian seems completely insecure about herself but to give her a compliment, she does look better in person. If she lost the pound puppy face and slimmed down a bit, she would have a great body. She does have the making of a great ass. Her issue and Kourtney Kardashian’s issue is they are living in Kim's shadow and they aren't sure how to pull an Ashley Simpson on Kim Kardashian.
Anyways, back to the date. So we spoke all about dating, my site “A women's guide on men www. awgom. com, ", politics and then I told her this random one liner joke because the conversation got stale and I felt as if I was talking to a wall. I said to her, “Hey want to hear something interesting I learned?” She was like, “yeah " That’s when I lead with my pee joke. At least they made her not look dumb because she totally didn't get it. Once I explained it, gave her a visual of a guy peeing in the pool and a guy peeing in to a pool, she got it and laughed.
She seemed to feel a little less nervous around me after that joke because then she spoke about herself and talked about her store. She obviously lives off of Kim Kardashian's name and they have a boutique designer store. It's one of those places where they act as if they design but they really hire a ghost designer and they pay for all the designer's ideas. Again they have no talent but Kim's posterior does the marketing very well. Khloe also spoke on how she smokes and drinks a lot. I think she just did that to completely turn me off or something. I should have told her that I was completely turned off when I saw her walk in the coffee shop in the beginning and there was no need for her to talk at all. After that, we kind of looked at each other because I told her I don’t date girls that smoke and I find it very unattractive. Then I got up and said good bye and walked away.
Anyways, I learned a valuable lesson about reality shows. You give them total control to portray you. I was completely ignorant to this and I apologize to my ex girlfriend “Catie Anderson “on America's Next top model 2. I laughed at her show and she tried to explain. I now get it Catie and I’m very sorry.
I really don't understand how so many people watch "keeping up with the Kardashian’s." The girl’s voices get very annoying and it’s a complete waste of time. I mean, who is a Kardashian. I did see the sex tape of Kim and I have to agree, she did a great job. I mean she could have a great career in porn. She could be a lot of fun on a drunken night. In my own words I have to say they are high society trailer trash. I feel sorry for the young sisters because they are Nicky Hilton/ Jamie Lynn Spears in the making; I saw a clip of her working the pole on www.youtube.com. You can tell they will be very attractive in the future but they have Jamie Lynn Spears tendencies about them. Oh well, they will probably have their own reality show about them in the future and they will be our puppets like most of these reality stars that have zero talent.
That’s all for me. Hope you guys enjoyed the show and hopefully soon my reality show will sell and then you can see what a real reality show should look like about people with talent.
Mr. Troy
Post some comments with any questions or veiws on the show.

written by Ciara A., February 24, 2010
written by Rachel, December 20, 2009
written by LEXI, December 10, 2009
written by Laura, December 07, 2009
written by Christana, December 01, 2009
written by Amber, November 30, 2009
You're not worth Khloe's time, I'm happy you "dismissed her".. you seem insipid, stale, bigheaded.
written by Barbie, November 07, 2009
written by Jams, October 25, 2009
written by Moron, July 16, 2009
written by Straight dude., June 29, 2009
written by Mr. Troy is gay, June 14, 2009
written by Brittany Cialone, June 12, 2009
You are obviously a hideous person inside as well as outside.
To sit there and say that Klohe Kardashian, or any girls that are not anorexic/bulimic, are fat, you are a true ass.
You obviously don't realize how unhealthy majority of the females in Hollywood are. Klohe looks great, especially after her recent weight loss & tone up.
You could only dream of being with any girl, let alone a woman like Klohe Kardashian, myself (I am 5'9" & 135), or even an anorexic/bulimic stick skinny girl.
I'm telling you right now that over 30% of Americans are obese (ps dumb ass that’s almost 90 million Americans) & another 30% of Americans are simply overweight (BMI of 25-30)!
The women that live in LA/Hollywood don't look anything like what the true majority of our population even look like!
I live in Chicago & most people think I am a model because I'm athletic! This is all beyond the point....
IT IS JERKS LIKE YOU WHO CAUSE GIRLS TO BECOME ANOREXIC OR BULEMIC YOU IDIOT!
SO why don't you just do us all a favor & stop sharing your disgusting & outright erroneous opinions!!
written by J, June 08, 2009
What you wrote about Khloe was harsh.
Loser.
written by Ally, June 05, 2009
written by Kourtney, May 30, 2009
written by Amina, April 27, 2009
written by Amina, April 27, 2009
her bodies amazing and its very nice.
just because a girls not straight up skinney, doesnt mean theyre fat.
she has curves & no rolls.
her stomachs flat & she has normal thighs.
so if you didnt like her body, then seriously go find an enerexic girl.
written by brian O'brian, April 21, 2009
written by Melanie Moore, April 15, 2009
Get your heads out of the clouds, and come back to the real reality.
I am not big on the Kardashian girls, but you were lucky to spend an evening with a beautiful girl like Chloe- Hold onto that- because you most likely will not get another date as long as you are still sporting that huge ego!
written by Erin, March 16, 2009
written by meme, March 15, 2009
written by sfgndg, December 27, 2008
written by Sam Janssen, December 09, 2008
P.S: If you do reply how do we know its the real Mr Troy replying?
written by Mr Troy, August 25, 2008
written by lala, August 25, 2008
written by Tayloe Nicole, April 30, 2008
written by Mr Troy, April 24, 2008
written by aba, April 24, 2008
written by Mr Troy, April 18, 2008
-I would never be Khloe's pot of gold.
cheers
Mr Troy
written by joee, April 18, 2008
written by Mr Troy, April 09, 2008
I'll tell you what site they used in a couple of days. I need to set up a link from my site to theirs, so yall can see my profile on there.
written by joee, April 09, 2008
written by Ash, April 09, 2008
written by ME, April 09, 2008
Tell me...did you meet Kim and is she really that great in person?






























Also, you really give off a gay vibe. There's nothing wrong with it! But, are you sure you don't prefer penis?