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Kardashiansinner selfdatingattraction 2 Apr 2008 2:00 AM
My Blind Date with Khloe Kardashian by mrtroy

When I first sat down on my blind date with Khloe Kardashian on “Keeping up with the Kardashian‘s,” she was very interested and asked a lot of questions about me.
I lead the conversation very well with and easy Intro to My site " www. awgom. com " A women's guide on men, talking about my experience as a dating coach for men and now women. She wanted to know all about it. The conversation got so deep that her sisters were calling and asking questions. I’m sure Kourtney and Kim Kardashian could learn some things from me as well. After that conversation we spoke of traveling and Politics. I think she felt completely insecure around me because I showed no interest in her. I’m not saying this to make myself sound cool; it’s just the plain truth. Anyone who knows me, knows that Khloe Kardashian is like on the far end of my taste. Now Kim Kardashian on the other hand, I can work with.

Khloe Kardashian seems completely insecure about herself but to give her a compliment, she does look better in person. If she lost the pound puppy face and slimmed down a bit, she would have a great body. She does have the making of a great ass. Her issue and Kourtney Kardashian’s issue is they are living in Kim's shadow and they aren't sure how to pull an Ashley Simpson on Kim Kardashian.



Anyways, back to the date. So we spoke all about dating, my site “A women's guide on men www. awgom. com, ", politics and then I told her this random one liner joke because the conversation got stale and I felt as if I was talking to a wall. I said to her, “Hey want to hear something interesting I learned?” She was like, “yeah " That’s when I lead with my pee joke. At least they made her not look dumb because she totally didn't get it. Once I explained it, gave her a visual of a guy peeing in the pool and a guy peeing in to a pool, she got it and laughed.


She seemed to feel a little less nervous around me after that joke because then she spoke about herself and talked about her store. She obviously lives off of Kim Kardashian's name and they have a boutique designer store. It's one of those places where they act as if they design but they really hire a ghost designer and they pay for all the designer's ideas. Again they have no talent but Kim's posterior does the marketing very well. Khloe also spoke on how she smokes and drinks a lot. I think she just did that to completely turn me off or something. I should have told her that I was completely turned off when I saw her walk in the coffee shop in the beginning and there was no need for her to talk at all. After that, we kind of looked at each other because I told her I don’t date girls that smoke and I find it very unattractive. Then I got up and said good bye and walked away.


Anyways, I learned a valuable lesson about reality shows. You give them total control to portray you. I was completely ignorant to this and I apologize to my ex girlfriend “Catie Anderson “on America's Next top model 2. I laughed at her show and she tried to explain. I now get it Catie and I’m very sorry.


I really don't understand how so many people watch "keeping up with the Kardashian’s." The girl’s voices get very annoying and it’s a complete waste of time. I mean, who is a Kardashian. I did see the sex tape of Kim and I have to agree, she did a great job. I mean she could have a great career in porn. She could be a lot of fun on a drunken night. In my own words I have to say they are high society trailer trash. I feel sorry for the young sisters because they are Nicky Hilton/ Jamie Lynn Spears in the making; I saw a clip of her working the pole on www.youtube.com. You can tell they will be very attractive in the future but they have Jamie Lynn Spears tendencies about them. Oh well, they will probably have their own reality show about them in the future and they will be our puppets like most of these reality stars that have zero talent.

That’s all for me. Hope you guys enjoyed the show and hopefully soon my reality show will sell and then you can see what a real reality show should look like about people with talent.

Mr. Troy

Post some comments with any questions or veiws on the show.


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You Watch Too Much Kardashian
written by Michele, February 26, 2010
You're pretty judgmental to assume the other sisters are living in Kim's shadow. Perhaps it's that people focus on Kim more because of her appearance. It doesn't mean the other sisters don't have personalities of their own.

Also, you really give off a gay vibe. There's nothing wrong with it! But, are you sure you don't prefer penis?
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written by Ciara A., February 24, 2010
Your an asshole and its obvious that your lieing about the whole incident. Get a life. seriously.
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Really?
written by Rachel, December 20, 2009
You're seriously insulting Khloe Kardashian? And you honestly are hinting that you'd have a chance with any of them? That's funny. I've never heard of you and I don't think I'd ever give you a chance, and I'm not even famous. smilies/wink.gif
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written by LEXI, December 10, 2009
LAME LOOSER GET A LIFE ... HEY ARE U GAY .. ???? SHES ADORABLE UR A HATER CUZ SHE DISSED U ..
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Get a life
written by Laura, December 07, 2009
Wow is all I can say you pathetic loser. Get some real friends and a life. You are a ass and you would be lucky to be in the same room with somebody like her. Your probably either a obese lamo or a geeky nerd who doesnt get any.
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You're Disgusting.
written by Christana, December 01, 2009
You're an ass, plain and simple. Khloe is beautiful. And really are you SERIOUSLY critiquing her looks?? Come on man look at yourself! Your disgusting and a disgrace to men. She is SO not fat that bullshit of "telling it like it is" such CRAP. She's tall, curvaceous and gorgeous. You are just so pathetic of a man you have to put her down. Most likely this is your sad attempt to look cool because she expressed no interest in you.
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LOL!
written by Amber, November 30, 2009
I doubt you even met her in real life, you seem like you live in a fantasy world! Also, how in the world do you think you can run a website when your spelling and grammar (especially grammar!) are atrocious?! Get a spell check stat!

You're not worth Khloe's time, I'm happy you "dismissed her".. you seem insipid, stale, bigheaded.
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Real proffesinal
written by Barbie, November 07, 2009
Thats nice, i mean... some professional you are. "Pound puppy face" That's cute. Men like you are why women are so non confident. And you don't help it one bit you ass hole. No wonder you can't get a girl, i mean to Judge from your picture, you look like you fell off a ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down. So... hmmm....??? Let's see your manish self centered ass talk now.
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This writer sounds like a complete tool
written by Jams, October 25, 2009
You sound like a complete try-hard loser based on what you've written mate. So up yourself its ridiculous.
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Seriously?
written by Moron, July 16, 2009
This site sucks, as well your half-assed attempt at trying to be "cool." If you were a real PUA, you would have left an awesome impression. So much for a women's guide on men. You are lost, my friend.
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written by Straight dude., June 29, 2009
If you think that girl is fat, then you must like little boys, that girl is in no way fat. The problem is everyone in hollywood either has a eating disorder or goes through extensive surgeries to look the way they do, that shit is fantasy land. You can tell her attitude is most definitely a defense mechanism dealing with all those fake ass people that call this woman fat, when in actuality she represents most woman. All the Kardashian's are attractive. Yea there are some issues and i don't think any of them are angels but they are definitely attractive looking woman, and Khloe contrary to what most people believe is probably the most down to earth one of all of them, even though it will be hard living in LA, she should walk with her head held high.
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written by Mr. Troy is gay, June 14, 2009
She was acting that way cause kim and Kourtney made her go that lame ass blind date shit!! and she sent that vibe to you cause obviously she doesn't like lame black (white) dudes like you!! So you keep your stick of a girl who prolly has an eating disorder cause you def. wouldn't be able to handle a real woman like her!!
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Just a little Factoid for the writer of this Blog & the people who have commented negatively about Klohe's weight
written by Brittany Cialone, June 12, 2009
To the idiot (neogeo11) who needs to go back to high school & redo all of his years of English & Grammar class...
You are obviously a hideous person inside as well as outside.
To sit there and say that Klohe Kardashian, or any girls that are not anorexic/bulimic, are fat, you are a true ass.
You obviously don't realize how unhealthy majority of the females in Hollywood are. Klohe looks great, especially after her recent weight loss & tone up.
You could only dream of being with any girl, let alone a woman like Klohe Kardashian, myself (I am 5'9" & 135), or even an anorexic/bulimic stick skinny girl.
I'm telling you right now that over 30% of Americans are obese (ps dumb ass that’s almost 90 million Americans) & another 30% of Americans are simply overweight (BMI of 25-30)!
The women that live in LA/Hollywood don't look anything like what the true majority of our population even look like!
I live in Chicago & most people think I am a model because I'm athletic! This is all beyond the point....
IT IS JERKS LIKE YOU WHO CAUSE GIRLS TO BECOME ANOREXIC OR BULEMIC YOU IDIOT!
SO why don't you just do us all a favor & stop sharing your disgusting & outright erroneous opinions!!

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fat fat fat and even more heavy girls, Lowly rated comment [Show]
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written by J, June 08, 2009
Troy, obviously you are a knob jockey.
What you wrote about Khloe was harsh.

Loser.
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okayy....
written by Ally, June 05, 2009
enough of this. No one her really knows her.No one has any right whatsoever to say they feel sorry for her. she is a GORGEOUS girl.Not everyone is stick skinny. I admire her for who she is. Khloe is always laughing and she seems like a very fun person. put yourself in her position. wouldnt you be irritated,annoyed, & insecure if you saw people you dont even know talking about you like that? have a heart and get a life!
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Khloe is NOT fat! She is BEAUTIFUL!
written by Kourtney, May 30, 2009
i am tired of reading these blogs that say Khloe is fat. she is not fat! she is very very very pretty. how do u think Khloe feels when she reads these blogs talking about how shes "fat"??? think about that the next time u hate on her.
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Dumb!
written by Amina, April 27, 2009
wow her bodies amazing and ur crazy.
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written by Amina, April 27, 2009
ohk ur really insane,
her bodies amazing and its very nice.
just because a girls not straight up skinney, doesnt mean theyre fat.
she has curves & no rolls.
her stomachs flat & she has normal thighs.
so if you didnt like her body, then seriously go find an enerexic girl.
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HEY
written by brian O'brian, April 21, 2009
there is nothing wrong with her. i understand that you may have been turned off since it was staged but other than that,you should have been wetting your pants to have the opportunity to sit next to a gorgeous girl like that. she's not my type either(only because shes loud and annoying) but she defenitely seems like a catch. its really fucked up for you to diss her in a blog. you need a few years to grow up
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written by Melanie Moore, April 15, 2009
Wow Troy- You have one extremely high opinion of yourself. I can't wait to see your 'reality' show ....once..... I am sure that is as long as it will be on. I know a lot of extraordinarily talented people, and the last thing they would do is a 'reality' show.
Get your heads out of the clouds, and come back to the real reality.
I am not big on the Kardashian girls, but you were lucky to spend an evening with a beautiful girl like Chloe- Hold onto that- because you most likely will not get another date as long as you are still sporting that huge ego!
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Ouch..
written by Erin, March 16, 2009
Someone sounds bitter..... smilies/grin.gif
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written by meme, March 15, 2009
definetly black guys would like her are you joking! shes like perfect and beautiful and has such a banging body and deffi has the personality black guys would like
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Who kissed Khloe Kardashian? the french dude
written by sfgndg, December 27, 2008
who kiss khloe kardashian in acting out? the hot guy that has an accent
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written by Sam Janssen, December 09, 2008
Hey Mr Troy. So you're saying the whole show is faked. If it is I think everybody should know because it isn't very ethical of them deceiving all of us. It does however look fake because in the junk in the trunk episode everything seems staged like Khloe and Kourtney squabbling and then saying to Kim we just saw in the footage how boring you are. I mean why and how would they have seen the footage whilst they were saying all that, it doesn't make sense. It seems as if everything done in that episode is done so that unseen footage relating to what has been done can be shown. As for you saying the show made you look to be as if you were after Khloe, I kinda gathered that because I know what reality TV shows are like; especially where I am in the UK where the UK Big Brother is a hit. It also seemed obvious. All I have to say is that it's good you told us all this and thanks. I honestly think though that everybody should know.

P.S: If you do reply how do we know its the real Mr Troy replying?
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Rude?
written by Mr Troy, August 25, 2008
I just tell it how it is. She obviously is fat and is not a real star just a fake celeb living off her sister. I guess girls like you look up to her considering she just went to jail. LOL
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RUDE!!!
written by lala, August 25, 2008
Hey mr.troy i think wat u wrote was soo rude and pointless. i mean looking at ur pic im so surprised she even came 2 da table i wud have made an excuse 2 chek my make up an left rite away.. besides that wud have made da show MUCH MORE INTERESTING. klhoe is beautifl and da truth is it seems da reason y she seemed inseure is because she was uncomfortabnle and the reason 4 her discomfort is u becuase i definiteli tyhink she was embarassed being on live tv with a guy like u. all da best on finding a girl who is "AS GOOD AS YOU". smilies/tongue.gif
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written by Tayloe Nicole, April 30, 2008
please, she is a total lezbo, and id do her anyday.
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is khloe gay?
written by Mr Troy, April 24, 2008
No i don't think she is gay. I think she will end up with someone completely opposite of her sisters. She will find herself some skinny emo guy or maybe arty gothic guy. Probably somebody a lot smaller then her. What do you think? I know black guys would like her because of her thick butt but I don't get the vibe she is into black men like her sister. Skinny white arty guy is my guess when she lands someone.
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is khloe gay?
written by aba, April 24, 2008
so what do you think? is she gay?
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her name on True
written by Mr Troy, April 18, 2008
Like I was saying, " the whole show was stagged, at least what happened with me. " I didn't meet Khloe off of True. That is the website they used and actually that company sponsored that episode and didn't get any plugs. I met Khloe because my friend works at True and he heard about this episode, he showed my pic to some people at True, who then sent it to the Kardashian's. My friend then called me asking me if i was interested. I was requested by the sisters and producers to be on the show. I didn't know it was " blind dates. " I was under the impression, I was going on a blind date. The fact that they made me look like some guy who was really after Khloe was every entertaining to me because I would never ever have interest in a girl like that. I only did the show to plug my site and for fun.
-I would never be Khloe's pot of gold.

cheers

Mr Troy
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written by joee, April 18, 2008
What is her name under!
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website
written by mrtroy, April 17, 2008
The website that they used was true.com
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written by joee, April 13, 2008
wat is the website bro smilies/smiley.gif
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How did Kim look and what site did they use?
written by Mr Troy, April 09, 2008
Kim looked great in person. I was actually shocked. She is very petite and her body looked in good proportion. I spoke with her for awhile and she is a little bit of a flirt. I didn't meet Courtney.
I'll tell you what site they used in a couple of days. I need to set up a link from my site to theirs, so yall can see my profile on there.
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written by joee, April 09, 2008
what is the dating webssite u went on smilies/smiley.gif
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written by Ash, April 09, 2008
I agree, I feel bad for Chloe. I don't think anyone would really want to be in her position, or really any celeb's position at this point. The media creates the story, every single reality show is rigged to a point. I'd like to see what reality shows are like without them editing everything out.
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written by ME, April 09, 2008
Wow, tell us what you really think. I have to say I kinda feel sorry for the girl. She seems sad and insecure. It was like her family was using her for some cruel story-line to make their show "interesting". I wonder what the did to make her agree to being humiliated like that...
Tell me...did you meet Kim and is she really that great in person?
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