So I’m at the Barnes & Noble in town and I decided to read a Cosmopolitan. As I read this, I realized women put way to much thought into men. We are not complicated at all. We are as logical as a formula in algebra. You just have to learn how to work the formula.

So here are some things you know and probably hate about men:

-We love strip clubs

-Porn is awesome

-We like to feel we are the best and biggest you will have

-We like Asian women because they look underage. Sorry, but its true

-We do fantasize about having a threesome with you and your hot friend

-We are obsessed with our penis and money. Why do you think at a young age we walk around naked grabbing ourselves

-If you wanted to re-enact a scene from a porno, there would be no objections.

-We think about sex probably every 5 minutes, wait, every 5 seconds and can figure out how to turn any sentence into something sexual.

So I feel like I’m kind of stating the obvious here but after reading the Cosmopolitan, I might be wrong. If you are ever wanting to feel a bit more sexual and attractive, I advise you go to a strip club and watch the strippers work the donkey’s sitting at the tables. It’s amazing to watch how we will just drool and listen to anything the strippers tell us to do. Take some notes and figure out a way to work that into your repertoire in the bedroom. Strip clubs will never go out of business!

Want to make the sex better? Guess what you should do? Go to Google and search for (porn “free”). Look at the top sites and watch it for about 10 minutes. I know this sounds gross but trust me, those sites are not hurting for traffic. That’s what men are fantasizing about. Don’t kill the messenger, embrace him and comment this post while I go look for some new porn sites… ha ha